Personal Ad

Posted: 01 September 2009 | Posted by Alyssa |

My family will turn any opportunity that I get into a chance to find a boyfriend. It's getting pretty old. No, wait. It IS old. It got old 3 years ago. You know it's bad when you want to snap at your sweet, Southern grandmother for asking you why you aren't dating one of the guys that you spent the summer doing ministry with. 


I think that it's disgusting how much pressure gets put on young 20-somethings to always be in relationships (Ok, or just be in ONE relationship in my case but STILL!) I've got time and God has got a plan.

However, to somehow appease them all (family, friends, random onlookers) I've taken out a personal ad.

I jest (although it would be hilarious).
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21 year-old, single, white, female seeks a strong, sensible man of God. MUST have a passion for missions, enjoy Spanish speaking countries, be willing to travel. Sense of humor required. Pastoral or medical degree preferred. Advanced leadership qualities highly recommended. Will be subject to questioning and judgement of friends and family. No dating experience necessary. Christian losers need not apply.

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